Hillary Clinton is threatening to date you. Just donate to her campaign and you’ll have the chance to “win” an evening with her on Broadway.
We at Conservative Watchdog can think of lots of things we’d rather do. Heck, not even her husband wants to spend the night with her.
Here’s our Top 8 Things We Would Rather Do Than Go on a Date With Hillary.
8. Eat nothing but Michelle Obama’s school lunches for a month.
7. Attend a sit-in with Democrats.
6. Receive text messages from disgraced Democrat Anthony Weiner.
5. Have a slumber party with Pajama Boy.
4. Sit near Trigglypuff at a college political event.
3. Listen to Bernie Sanders’ spoken word folk album on loop.
2. Share a toilet cake with frumpy femi-Nazi Lena Dunham.
1. Be kissed by America’s creepy uncle, Joe Biden.
That’s our list. What would you rather do than go on a date with Hillary?